Happy First Birthday, Gabriel!

July 18, 2011 at 11:59 pm

My sweet angel Gabriel, Today you are ONE! I can’t even believe it’s been one year since you turned our lives upside down. This time last year was so vividly terrifying! I’m not even a little ashamed to admit that you scared Ba-Jebus out of me for the first few months. I knew nothing of caring for an infant, but we learned together. So please don’t hold it against me if I screwed a few […]

Guess Who!?

April 21, 2010 at 3:52 pm

I was cleaning up in the Sprout’s room and found an old photo of yours truly. HA! Look at that little devil face; OMG, we are so screwed! My mother used to threaten me by saying, “I hope, when you grow up, you have a child just like you!” Maybe all parents say that to their offspring… but I’m starting to dread those words like a gypsy curse. Judging by what my Mother-In-Law has said […]


January 18, 2010 at 9:57 pm

Since the cat is out of the proverbial bag at work, I am free to make the public service announcement: I am pregnant, knocked up, bun in the oven, gestating, preggers, whatever. It took a lot for me to keep this whole thing under wraps which is why I have been rather absent here of late. Some of you (and you know who you are) are slamming your hands down on the desk, screaming, “I […]